YOU’RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE

"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."
- Larry Andersen

"If you're gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back."
- Winston Groom

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
- Unknown

"The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect, he becomes an adolescent; the day he forgives them, he becomes an adult; the day he forgives himself, he becomes wise."
- Alden Nowlan

"We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves."
- May Lamberton Becker

"I cant go back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."
- Lewis Carroll

"Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults."
- MAD Magazine

"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do."
- Andrew Carnegie

"Don't go through life, grow through life."
- Guy Finley

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
- Mark Twain

"Life has a tendency to obfuscate and bewilder, Such as fating us to spend the first part of our lives being embarrassed by our parents and the last part being embarrassed by our children."
- Ogden Nash

"When I grow up I want to be a little boy."
- Joseph Heller

"Get this in mind early: We never grow up."
- Richard Bach

"I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had."
- Margaret Mead

"When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing."
- Tom Robbins

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Mark Twain

"We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up."
- Christopher Morley

(From ‘Joke of The Day’)